View Poll Results: Best faux Grindhouse trailer?

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  • The Machete

    3 21.43%

  • Werewolf Women Of The SS

    3 21.43%

  • Don't Scream

    1 7.14%

  • Thanksgiving

    7 50.00%

  • Italian resturaunt (next door to theatre) commercial

    0 0%
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Thread: Favorite Grindhouse trailer?

  1. 09-Apr-2007 #1
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    Favorite Grindhouse trailer?

    What was your favorite fake trailer during Grindhouse?

    I'd have to say in terms of looking like an awesome movie, for me it would go:
    -The Machete
    -Don't Scream
    -Thanksgiving
    -Werewolf Women Of The SS

    But in terms of looking like a genuine grindhouse film from the 70's:
    -Thanksgiving
    -Don't Scream
    -The Machete
    -Werewolf Women Of The SS (falling far behind)
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  2. 09-Apr-2007 #2
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    It was a toss up between "Machete" and "Don't", for me. I had to go with "Don't" because it made me laugh throughout.

    "Don't Scream"? I think it's just "Don't", Mike.
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  3. 09-Apr-2007 #3
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    Not seen Grindhouse yet but I voted Werewolf Women Of The SS 'cos I'm a Rob Zombie-head.
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    Werewolf women was classic. Thanksgiving trailer reminded me of John Carpenters Halloween.

    The Don't commercial is a good opportunity to leave the theater and take a leak


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    Has to be Thanksgiving. I actually want them to make that movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post
    It was a toss up between "Machete" and "Don't", for me. I had to go with "Don't" because it made me laugh throughout.

    "Don't Scream"? I think it's just "Don't", Mike.
    Go on IMDB and look at Edgar Wright's page as well as the Grindhouse page. It's listed as "Don't Scream" on both. So I dunno.

    Anybody else pumped to see The Machete when it comes out? I can't farking wait!!!
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    Machete is actually coming out.....bwhaha!.....that is so ridiculously sweet!!.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Go on IMDB and look at Edgar Wright's page as well as the Grindhouse page. It's listed as "Don't Scream" on both. So I dunno.
    Maybe it was changed or something because I'm almost positive that it was just "Don't!". I checked his myspace page but unfortunately he only references it as "my trailer".

    I'm probably going to see it again tonight, so I'll have to keep my eyes peeled.
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    Thanksgiving




    This year... there will be no leftovers.
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    My favorite line in the Thanksgiving trailer has to be...

    ...'White meat...Dark Meat...they're all going to be carved up.."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Go on IMDB and look at Edgar Wright's page as well as the Grindhouse page. It's listed as "Don't Scream" on both. So I dunno.
    I saw it again last night....it's definitely just "Don't".
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post
    I saw it again last night....it's definitely just "Don't".
    Boy do I feel like a horses patoot!
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