Haiku of the Dead

[clanglee]

Under the advice of another member here, I have decided to start a Haiku Thread. Leave your Haikus here. Anything will do, as long as it has to do with zombies, GAR, or how wonderful I am. For those that are unaware, a haiku is a short japanese poem. Three lines long. The first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7, and the last has 5 again. Thems the rulez. Have fun. I'll start things off shall I? Ah, George Romero! Your films are so wonderful. Zombies are so cool!

[Yojimbo]

I was taught haiku by a buddhist monk when I was very young. If he were here today he would kick my ass for this but here goes: Richard Rubenstein You are such a effing jerk! Why don't you blow me?

[RustyHicks]

Dawn of the dead is the best, head and shoulders above all the rest. Corny but best I can do

[clanglee]

Richard Rubenstein You are such a effing jerk! Why don't you blow me? Not a Dawn'04 fan I guess? Dawn of the dead is the best, head and shoulders above all the rest. Corny but best I can do A+ for effort man!!

[Yojimbo]

Yeah, didn't mind Dawn 04 as a zombie film in general (with the exception of the violations of Romero's rules with the running zombie, and the zombie virus) but offended that they called it Dawn of the Dead. It was NOT worthy, and Rubenstein can kiss my behind. The first line of my Haiku, in this regard, could have just as easily read "Zachary Snyder"

[RustyHicks]

Dawn remake blows, it's all a scam, but George will always be the man

[Cody]

I know the perfect person for this thread! I just cant think of his name, he writes like this: I sat outside on a bench today it was quite nice actually a dog came up a piddled on the tree next to me anyone know who im talking about??

[clanglee]

e.e.cummings? dunno. here's another one: The recently dead are munching on human flesh. Shoot them in the head.

[Cody]

Kortick! thats who I was thinking of..

[MissJacksonCA]

I was taught haiku by a buddhist monk when I was very young. If he were here today he would kick my ass for this but here goes: Richard Rubenstein You are such a effing jerk! Why don't you blow me? oh my god ... so funny... noice

[MikePizzoff]

Dawn of the dead is the best, head and shoulders above all the rest. The dead craving flesh; Ripping your entrails from your Body as you scream

[clanglee]

Shambling corpses come walking slowly up to me. I run like a bitch.

[Philly_SWAT]

Monroeville Mall's big The four stayed hidden awhile The zeds rule again

[jdog]

smell of rotting flesh a million damed souls walk on it is a dead place all on my own now. used to be fifteen of us. taken by dead hands. just a stab at it. never tried this since grade school.

[clanglee]

smell of rotting flesh a million damed souls walk on it is a dead place all on my own now. used to be fifteen of us. taken by dead hands. just a stab at it. never tried this since grade school. Awesome man!!